Thursday, February 09, 2006

Team America : World Police

我不是South Park的FANS,但卻喜歡Team America,一部把經典木偶電視劇雷鳥拯救隊玩轉的瘋狂四級扯線木偶戲。本片無法在香港正場上映,除了技法是小眾趣味外,片裡的粗言穢語、政治不正確用語、種族歧視、性愛場面(對,用木偶來拍,其生硬的肢體與表情跟得上本地那些自稱演技上尋求突破而接拍三級艷情片的女星)等,根本沒可能通過電檢。
DVD卻可在HMV買到,盛惠79元。比電影更好看的是製作特輯(這才是我買碟的原因),更少有的附上中文字幕。要拍部這樣子的木偶戲,一點也不簡單。每個扯線木偶,要由兩人扯線操控,另外兩人用搖控來控制表情。製作隊伍發明一套自動嘴形系統,由電腦播放預早錄好的對白,並同步分析每個音節,自動控制木偶嘴巴的開合。沒有電腦的輔助,那些木偶根本講不出以下的對白:

(提要:Gary是男主角,一次任務累及無辜平民傷亡,心灰意冷飲悶酒,一名酒客來搭訕)
Gary: "I said, get away from me! I'm completely lost. I've hit rock bottom."
Drunk: "Easy, easy, whoa, you gotta calm down there, Chuck."
Gary: "I hurt people. I'm a dick."
Drunk: "Well, being a dick ain't so bad. See, there's three kinds of people: Dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along and dicks just wanna fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything. So pussies may get mad at dick once in a while because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit."

(對白來自Moviewavs.com


本片在癲喪狂之餘,也不忘大罵布殊政府的大美國主義,順道勁寸那批高調參與政治的荷里活影星。北韓領袖金正日更不幸成為片中大奸角,不知他看過後會否氣到派特工去美國找導演晦氣。

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1 comment:

M-2 said...

But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck.
笑爆咀,哈哈!
節拍好似有得租,得閒睇睇先!